Broadstone Players 
War Memorial Hall, Broadstone
Steve O’Neill 
5 September 2025
Once again, the Broadstone Players Theatre Company has delivered a thoroughly entertaining evening with their annual Plays ‘n’ Chips production at the Broadstone War Memorial Hall. Where else are you going to get a whole evening’s entertainment and a delicious supper for £15? Talk about value for money!
This year’s line-up features three very diverse plays: I Haven’t The Foggiest, a self-penned play written by and starring Malcolm Miller, The Rats by the ever-reliable Agatha Christie, and Last Tango In Corfe Mullen by the brilliant David Tristram. Each play brings something unique to the stage, showcasing the versatility and talent within the group.
I Haven’t the Foggiest
Opening in the reception of the Harmony Hotel, we are treated to a fabulously funny and socially inept receptionist. As the story unfolds, we are treated to some great one-liners. There were a lot of first night nerves on display, but the cast really needn’t worry. They were great. It was also lovely to see a young man on the stage.
The Rats
A classic Agatha Christie condensed into 20 or so minutes. Don’t you just love the One Act form factor? I loved the very clipped accents and stylised performance. The intrigue, the witticisms, and the incredibly camp Alec Hanbury. I was only mildly annoyed by the out of place “Trimphone” ringer apparently coming from a period bell ringer phone. So unnecessary. But it was made up for by the excellent choice of song to close out the play.
The Last Tango in Corfe Mullen
Saving the best ‘til last, this was the standout performance of the evening for me. It is a witty, heartfelt comedy that had the audience laughing from start to finish. The cast delivered their lines with impeccable timing, the pace was blistering drawing us into the story while keeping the energy alive throughout. It was simply brilliant!
It wasn’t just the performances that made the evening special – the warm atmosphere, the friendly welcome, and of course the much-anticipated supper of fish ‘n’ chips (or afternoon tea for the matinee performance) all added to the sense of occasion. But what makes Plays ‘n’ Chips even more inspiring is the sense of inclusivity. This isn’t just about putting on a show – it’s about encouraging local people to get involved, whether on stage, backstage, or front of house.
So, what are you waiting for? Get on down to the Memorial Hall or you’ll miss out on one of Broadstone’s gems. Judging by the laughter, applause, and smiling faces in the hall, not to mention the Fish ‘n’ Chips (other meal options are available), it’ll be £15 well spent.
